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Wordless Wednesday— Fresh Start


the Unbearable “Joy” of Holiday Shit Storms


There is nothing like a holiday, and co-occuring school vacation, that validates my ineptitude- not just at motherhood but at this entire thing called life.

If you’re going to get all judgey-wudgey with me and tell me to shift my perspective and appreciate the precious moments, please stop reading and go away now, for the love of all that is holy.  I.  Can’t.  Even.  I intend to rant a little.  Or a lot.

I’m exhausted from this time of rest and relaxation, and I go back to work to a week of back to back clients with whom I have to play catch up, and hear about all of their holiday woes and really valid trauma reactions to stuff.  To be completely honest, I’ve been anxious about going back to work since about a week before my vacation even started, which kinda’ harshes the holiday buzz.  So, if you’d humor me, I’ll take a couple minutes to talk about MY feelings about the holidays, motherhood, and my consummate failure as a human being.

First of all, the house is a disaster zone.  I know, I know.  I’m not supposed to worry about the state of the house, but I do.  My children have eight grandparents because my family is crazy and blended several times over.  I’ll give you a second to let that sink in.  EIGHT grandparents.

Now imagine the influx of stuff they get from said eight grands.  You there?  Good.  Now imagine all that stuff dumped and scattered throughout your entire small home.

Footnote:  You can’t ask them to *not* get stuff for the kids because that engenders all kinds of offense and hurt feelings.  Been there, done that.

I have crates and bins and dividers and shelves and all of the home goods crap that is supposed to make life neat and organized.  You know what?  None of it does a bit of good. I wander the house picking up toys and clothes and dishes, and as soon as I put away one thing, ten other things appear in its place.  The mess makes my anxiety flare and spin inside of me like a Hawaiian fire dancer.

I don’t have cute anxiety.  I have cranky, prickly, ragey, sweary anxiety.  It’s a thing.  Google it.

Some people, like my darling husband, have an impressively high threshold for chaos, disorganization, and clutter.

I don’t.

After ten years of marriage, he sort of understands that when I get like this, he should not take it personally, maybe clear the kids out of the way for a little bit, and bring home a bottle of wine.

He hasn’t seemed to figure out that firing up the vacuum or organizing anything within his reach would go a long way toward deescalating my fervor.  That is, he doesn’t get it until I’m screaming and crying about it. . .  because that’s the point it gets to.  Not all the time, but once in a while and more often during the holidays than I would like to admit.  It makes me feel really ashamed, then depressed I can’t get it the fuck together.

Then, there are the children.  My sweet, happy, playful children who become maniacal, aggressive, and very loud lunatics when their schedule is upended.  Rather, I should say my nine year old Jack has this low threshold for change, is easily overstimulated, and sets off my typically placid five year old, Emily.  Jack has meltdowns that escalate really fast and involve a lot of sensory seeking in the form of yelling, pushing, and crying.

If you know me, or can relate to any of this whatsoever, you know my first thought:  I created this monster and it is my fault he is unhappy because he inherited my anxiety and depression and it is just a matter of time until I’m being judged by another therapist just like myself and my kid has to go on medication because I’m a complete failure as a mom and have no idea how to parent my kid.  It’s science.

And yes, I know that sentence needed some punctuation, but that is how my mind works.

Part of the stress for me, and probably also for my kids, is that with such a big and blended family, there are a shit ton of family parties, get togethers, and visits to be made.  In a perfect world I would really enjoy seeing all of these people hither and yonder and would feel awesome about reconnecting and celebrating with them.

Truthfully, I do enjoy it, but it’s also stressful, draining, and unnerving.  It seems like more proof I’m a complete asshat of a person.  While I enjoy seeing people, it also makes me feel guilty that I haven’t seen more of them, that I haven’t made more of an effort of helping my children get to know them.  It is more fuel for anxiety and self depreciation.

And while I know I might be a bit harsh on myself, it also seems there’s a lot of evidence  I suck at life.

I DO realize it’s not all bad.  And trust me, I’m grateful, despite how this post is making me sound (more proof?).  We had some truly happy moments over the break.  We laughed.  I actually napped a few times!  My husband got me everything on my holiday wish list and the kids were delighted and occupied with their gifts.  I adore my family, and they fill to overflowing with love, which I believe is the most important thing in life.  We have it all.

So what is it about the times of loud chaos that so upends my joy?

It’s a rhetorical question, folks.  I don’t actually have an answer, which sometimes I’m okay with, and other times cranks up the hurdy gurdy of nerves and makes me want to run away with the circus.   But let’s face it, I’m terrified of horses and clowns.  Like actually phobic of them.  So, the circus is probably not a viable option.

There’s no escape.

There’s really only embracing the uncomfortable, nervy sadness and frustration along with the sense of being completely bowled over by living.  It’s tough to get my arms around, and it wiggles while I try to hold it.

Look, I could tie this post up by refocusing on a tender moment and telling you it’s all good in the end.  I really could do that, and I could probably mean it.  But it seems like that would be disingenuous.  It doesn’t seem like it would be totally helpful to ignore the tough times when they really feel so weighted, because if I ignore them, they might subtly start to pull me down, hold me under the surface.

I also feel it’s important to acknowledge “the most wonderful time of the year” is really freaking difficult for a lot of us out here.  The commercials and songs tell us we are supposed to feel and act a very specific way during the holidays, and these unrealistic images and expectations create tremendous cognitive dissonance for those who can’t understand why we don’t “get it.”

Sometimes stuff is just hard and heavy to hold onto.  I have to believe that’s okay and it doesn’t make me a bad person; at least not all the time.

Parenting: Let’s Commiserate About the Hard Times



Sometimes the best you get out of parenting is making it through the day and climbing back into bed.  

Sometimes the most you can say is that you all stayed in one piece.

It’s not much of a mantra, but there are some days it is the only one I’ve got.  Here is the story of such a day:

I wasn’t about to make it onto the covers of any magazines or anything like that, but I’d done a nice enough job on my makeup and my hair didn’t look that dirty, even though it was.

We were supposed to go out and get our Christmas tree and I thought maybe there would be a few family photos.  I still hadn’t given up on the idea of making and sending holiday cards to loved ones near and far, but we were yet to capture the perfect family photo.

So, I took my sweet time massaging dry shampoo into my greasy roots and tugging the mess up into a messy bun that I told myself looked hip and quirky.  I hadn’t wanted to waste any precious family time washing my hair, but I did take a moment to apply a shiny coat of lipstick.

For a moment, I felt great.  I felt pretty and full of hope for a day just as sparkly as my lipstick.

I know it sounds shallow and vain.  But every once in a while, I just want to be that perfect-looking mom of the perfect-looking family.

Jack was ready to go, and my husband was in the shower, but Emily was refusing to get dressed.  She’d been holding an unhealthy grudge against pants and socks for, and mornings were challenging, to say the least.  Jack started flying paper airplanes which caught Em’s interest far more than dressing herself.

“Come on guys!” I said, trying to remain chipper and thinking about how we would listen to the Muppet’s Christmas album in the car and maybe stop for donuts and cocoa.  “Let’s get ready so we can get out tree!”

The kids swarmed around me, tossing paper airplanes across the living and dining rooms.

Now, had Jack not recently knocked a photo off the wall and broken the frame and glass (for a second time I might add) because he was throwing something, I might not have added the bit about not throwing stuff in the house.  But I did.  And Jack countered by screaming:

“I hate you!  You never let us do anything!”

His words shot like icy, little daggers into my achingly festive heart.  I tried to regroup, and offered an alternative that he put on shoes and play airplanes outside while he waited for us to go.  He slammed into his room.

Meanwhile, Emily frenetically dashed around the dining room table in underpants.

By the time my husband came out of the bathroom, I had completely lost control of the situation.  The kids were both screaming, uncooperative and wild.  I was desperately trying to cajole, which turned into threats about Santa and canceling Christmas.

The fucking elf sat on the shelf and did nothing.  Nada.  Squat.

An hour later, the kids were still surly as trolls.  Jack had torn his bed apart.  Emily was still naked.  My husband and I looked at each other in a state of total confusion, trying to figure out exactly what had happened.

I decided that 10:30 in the morning was in fact too early to start drinking, but it was too late to make the trek out for the tree.  We decided we could not reward the poor behavior with a special outing.

Sometimes I really wonder why I had children.

I also wonder why I had such strong-willed, independent, smart kids who seem to never bend to my wishes.

And I wonder if I just completely suck at everything.

Parenting is hard.  I know it’s hard.  Other people commiserate with me about it, and we laugh and secretly feel relief curl up like a cat in our souls because we are not alone with this fear and stress.

In my work as a child and family therapist, I went to a seminar once where one of the sound bites was that “crisis with kids happen when the adult in charge loses control of the situation.”

This might have been the single most UN-reassuring thing I’ve ever heard about parenting in my life.  Seriously.  Sometimes we social workers say some stupid shit.

Because there is crisis and chaos in my house a lot.  Which must mean I lose control of the situation a lot.  Which must mean I am doing something wrong a lot.

It makes me look at my husband and think, am I really that bad of a mom?  Would my kids be better off without me?  

Fuck that.

That’s maternal doubt, depression, anxiety, guilt and angst playing full throttle in my brain.

I know “they” say you’re not supposed to zone out on your phone while you are parenting because you’ll miss all the richness of life while you are scrolling through Facebook or tweeting about parenting stress.

Fuck that too.

Sometimes all you miss is the nastiness of your kids chewing with their mouths open and talking about farts while they eat grilled cheese.

It’s okay to miss that.  Really.

Anyway, I took out my phone and started flipping through Twitter to pass the time while the kids were in time out and we were not chopping down a tree.  I found two things from a fellow blogger.

The first:  “Anxiety mantra.  Get comfortable being uncomfortable.  Live alongside the unpleasant feeling, without giving it respect and it will reduce.”

The second:  “Anyone struggling tonight, please remember life is fluid.  How you feel now is not how you’ll feel forever.”

I believe @butterflymum83 was tweeting about perinatal depression, but her words applied to my situation as well because I was indeed anxious and struggling.

Her words lent me some support and perspective.

Support and perspective are two of the things I’ve found I’m most hungry for as a parent, because they are two incredibly difficult things to find and maintain when you are in the forest of behavior, legos, snot, doll clothing, tears, and plastic food.

Kids are loud, messy, smelly, frantic, unpredictable, and unreasonable little creatures.  They are these things so much more than I ever imagined they would be.  Living with them and their constant chaos is not for the faint of heart.  For a highly sensitive introvert like me, it can be really hard to remember that all the noise, mess, and stink is par for the course and not a sign that I am failing at life because it all makes me so uncomfortable.

It’s really hard not to take things personally.  It’s really hard not to tell myself that my kids had a bad day because I am a crappy mom and I set off their behavior with my own bad attitude or crapulence.

I felt really sad and mad about not going out to get the tree.  I felt really disappointed in the kids and in myself.  And as I set a bad example and sulked about it all, I realized that the only thing I ever really wanted in life was to be a mom and now the only thing I really want is a break from the responsibility and stress of it all.

Please don’t misunderstand me; I love my kids.  There are no words that can aptly describe the hurricane of adoration that rips through the core of my being when I see their faces or hold their sticky hands in my own.  There is no sense in even trying to describe the depth of my obsession with them, how it keeps me up nights.

I even love their stinks, although I could live with a little less of their chaos.

Sometimes are just fucking rough.

I thought of all this as I washed off my makeup, and watched it swirl down the sink in a slimy stream of shimmering suds at the end of the day.

I’d given up on the Christmas cards.  One less thing to do, anyway.

Sometimes the best you get out of parenting is making it through the day and climbing back into bed.

Sometimes the most you can say is that you all stayed in one piece.